Fun Chocolate Quotes

Chocolate isn’t a food, it’s a medicine – an anti-depressant.

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate! – Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. – Dave Barry

A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies. Robert Paul

A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.

Anything is good and useful if it’s made of chocolate.

What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.

When no one understands you, chocolate is there.

Hot fudge fills deep needs. – Susan Isaacs

Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.

Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get. – Forrest Gump

Life is like a box of chocolates – full of nuts!

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson, The Pickwick Papers

After a bar of chocolate one can forgive anybody, even one’s relatives.

The bank of friendship cannot exist for long without deposits of chocolate.

There are only three things in life that matter – good friends, good chocolate and, oh dear, what was that other one?

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. – Sandra Boynton

Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate. – Patrick Skene Catling

Once you consume chocolate, chocolate will consume you. Too much of a good thing is simply wonderful! – Deborah Fox-Rothschild

A little too much chocolate is just about right.

The three best pleasures in life are scratching, sneezing and eating chocolate.

Any sane person loves chocolate. – Bob Greene

Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers. – Ben Strohecker,

chocolatier Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.

Chocolate doesn’t make the world go ’round, but it sure does make the trip worthwhile!

The best things in life are chocolate. Money talks. Chocolate sings!

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, but chocolate makes it worthwhile.

Chocolate is not a matter of life and death – it’s more important than that!

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.

Dip it in chocolate; it’ll be fine. If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.

If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?

Chocolate is a serious thing! – Counselor Deanna Troi, Star Trek: The Next Generation

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.

Eating chocolate can have significant influences on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and a reduction in tension. – Peter Rogers, Ph.D., Institute of Food Research